If you take Gordon Sumner Boulevard, it's even longer.

SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY

NO DRUNK DAVE!

True. I wonder if Comedy Central's suits ever really knew what to do with Wilmore's show.

In other news, Phil Rudd is promising to return to AC/DC, instead of pursuing a career path as New Zealand's Heisenberg. (Allegedly.)

YES IT WAS. YOU CAN'T PROVE IT. NEENER-NEENER.

Samantha Bee is producing the best, angriest, bravest content in this post-Stewart late-night era (yup, even better than heir-apparent John Oliver), but gets one-billionth the attention her male late-night counterparts are getting. Is it because her show is on once a week (read: perceived as not as up-to-date and/or…

Fallon knows which side of his bread is liquored on.

Three out of a bowlful?

"Cheeto Benito"?

Loathsome. Smug. Condescending. Tsk-tsk-ing about sex, all while leering at it.

i'm tug mcgraw

Tonight's episode: Blood & Roses

*chair smash*

Yeah, Cloak & Dagger plays like a rather hard-boiled piece of spy-crime fiction. Toss in a few F-bombs and that's a movie that would've had critics up in arms.

La la la.

Tinkerbell's going down! Pull up Tink!

2 Secret 2 Life 2 of 2 Pets: The Cashing-in-ening

It's 7 o'clock in the morning.

Same here, except I worked at a 24-hour McD's. One crazy busy night, I was on the headset when a car pulled up to the speaker box and the drunk college girl in the passenger seat kept shouting at the guy who was driving and trying to order, complaining about how long the wait had been, how this was all "bullshit," how…