He’s basically Homer.

Pssh. Hillary is just Republican light, don’tchaknow? She’s barely got a progressive plank in her platform!

because we refuse to make any changes.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

What did I just read???

I love Chrissy Teigen so much.

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…

Agreed. I’m really starting to regret voting for him.

I will never be a Clinton fan and I voted for Bernie in the state primary. That said, Bernie,

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

I’m sorry, but I can’t sign off on today’s description. It takes an impressive amount of scientific knowledge and technical skill to be an astronaut.

YOU ARE A BILLIONAIRE. If you want 10 million donated to charity just fucking do it and debate for free you despicable windbag.

Oh, fuck off with your hysterical bitching. Nobody is forcing you to cover Trump’s every move and yet you do it anyway because you can’t think of anything else to write about. You don’t even attend press conferences.

the State Department’s auditor found “‘longstanding, systemic weaknesses’ with records that ‘go well beyond the tenure of any one Secretary of State,’”

my life is pretty easy at the moment, but i appreciate your sympathies nonetheless. again this post is a limited criticism of brooks’s column itself, which does not mention anything about clinton’s record, and merely says she needs to open up and be warmer, and i personally find that remarkable

This campaign year is exhausting me.

This election is toppling into mania, mob mentality and frenzied threat-making on every side.