Look, I don’t much like Melania either, but that just seems rude.

Senior year of high school-in the eighties. My parents had moved our family to this godforsaken desert city from the Midwest the middle of my junior year. I was a fish out of water; often quite literally. Left my boyfriend in the Midwest; my first true love. We spent a few months with feverish phone calls, long love…

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

I was fortunate enough to attend one of his pre election speeches in Portsmouth, NH. The thing that most stuck with me was the body language between he and his wife as they made their way from the stage and through the crowd, and then out of the venue. It was so natural and caring. Like hey really are true companions…

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I can’t even with this guy today.

Oooooooooooo. Miley.

On cheat day you get an extra 400 calories, 24 g of fat and a family homicide of your choice.

What’s worse is she’s comparing being accused of drugging and raping people to the backlash she received after that awful sketch she wrote for Ted Danson to wear blackface at an NAACP event where she was the honoree. She’s standing up for accused rapist because over twenty years ago, her jokes didn’t land.

More Rachel Dolezal, yeesh. Look, I apologize if someone else has made this same point but could someone explain to me how she’s any different from Caitlyn Jenner?

I will watch this trash so hard, my eyes will fire out of my head like peeled grape torpedoes.

I’ve really got to think that if you’ve got four relationships going at once that when you get busted, you’re at least a little relieved.

I see myself as transcorporeal. This physical form is just an affectation of biological circumstance. I really identify as a ghost.

Reviewing a Nicholas Sparks’ movie is like shooting fish in a barrel that have already been shot. But only after a long, love affair in which they wrote letters to one another that never reached each other because the mail service in a barrel is horrible.

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The article is about how a dangerous new genre of porn is threatening the health and safety of porn actresses. It is not advocating this act or saying it is a good thing, rather the exact opposite. Nor does he mock people who engage in it. He is pointing to the porn industry for this problem, defending porn actors.…