I still think the Cardinals will come back and win this series.

I thought for sure with the bases loaded in the top of the 8th the Nats were screwed.

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

silver comes off much better than I expected. 

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

It’s just more proof that we’re all dumb for watching. This was a particularly egregious example of shitty calls, but there’s shitty calls in every game. This one certainly sucks, but the Lions didn’t do themselves any favors with their miserable red zone performance, and maybe the most Lions thing ever, the 12-men…

I DARE YOU TO REFUTE IT!!!

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

And when he went to practice the next day, a small sign hung in the practice facility that read simply: Zach Brown Banned.

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

If you contracted the Chargers, their good players could go to other teams with better medical staffs.

I know this will seem politically incorrect and I will face the wrath of the entire US population — which, Hi Population! — but as a matter of principle I have to say, Yuan Fang sounds like a dumb douchebag.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

This was a very weirdly close game, in more ways than one

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

“You had one fuckin’ unpaid job. What the fuck do I not pay you for, son?!”

And fuck the piece of shit announcers in particular for defending it.  Yeah, unhinged yelling is great leadership.

  That is just the kind of grit that Dan Snyder likes. Keep it up Dabo.

Dabo must have had the 1,0 grid for the halftime score on the betting sheet...