RandomIdiot
randomidiot
Here’s your star for nearly making me spit out my Malbec. Now fuck off.
I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt
#TornAThunder
I hope he hasn’t lost confidence in the transaction market.
The greatest stunt the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that - poof - he’s gone!
Australians: HAHA, Mate! “Rooted in Oakland” is like saying, “Fucked in Oakland!” Crickey!
Oaklanders: If we wanted to say that, we’d just say, “Raiders fan.”
It’s just as bleak as being a Dolphin these days.
Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?
A lady I work with thought Spaceballs *was* Star Wars. Like, for real. She didn’t know there was an actual, non-comedy/spoof of it. She was well into her 30s before she realized Barf, Dot, Yogurt and the rest were a parody of another film series known collectively as Star Wars.
You don’t have to double down on your bad comment. It’s okay. You’re among friends.
It isn’t stopping dummy. It’s just that this article is more whimsical and not the place for commentary on the NCAA.
The whole opening exchange reads like Brissett is trying way too hard to be a goofy, likable weirdo and lacks the self awareness to realize he's failing badly. Meanwhile, Dobbs isnt 100% sure where Brissett is going with this but he decides to err on the side of caution and humor him. But then Brissett doubles down…
Dyson? Fancy. I bet your apartment smells of rich mahogany as well.
I don’t appreciate this article’s snarky tone. I’ve got a lot of questions just like Jacoby’s. Fuckin’ magnets, for example. How do they work?
The Bears would like to try her out at Kicker.