I’ve mostly said “Lowen” because I remember seeing the SNL promos. Of course, I’ve had about 10 occasions over all those years to actually say her name out loud. 

The age of consent in over half of US states is 16. It’s baked into the formula. 

Paris has a number of low income suburbs, so it makes sense that there is a little conflict of understanding.

Even the Kennedys added skiing accident as one of their ways to die:

Putting them together keeps them from messing up anyone else’s life.

I understand she has been openly flirting with Ryan Reynolds for many years. Blake Lively is the prime suspect.

Interesting that there are a handful of death pools that are happy (-ish) that she died when she did rather than messing up the 2022 pool. The timing of a death can real raise some controversy. 

I did a doubletake when I checked her date of birth & realized my Dad was 2 weeks older than her. 

Women’s football was banned in England for 50 years, so it’s understandable they are not sure it exists:

That’s a pretty good run for a series set in a high school, especially. Your characters either age out (and look ridiculous) or you have to change them all. Most of the actors will be ready to move on by then anyway.

I’ve been wasting my time creeping into famous women’s DMs. Guess I should have just been born royal. 

Could have saved this family some trouble:

So I guess the weekend visit to Mar-a-Lago is off?

There’s no system for a retrial when a defendant is acquitted. 

I thought that’s what teachers were for. 

And you’ll have to share your girlfriend with her fans and sponsors and the like. 

The weird thing is that Kylie still has a year of high school to complete (though she is already 18), so it seemed odd that her parents let her spend all summer across the country shacking up with her mega-rich girlfriend.

From Shatner’s upcoming album:

Yeah, any lieutenant colonel chatting with a 2-star general is gonna crank up the “sirs.” That’s a pretty big gap in rank.