Wait until he learns how much money Elvis & Michael Jackson made after they died!

The city and the department are also being sued, so they will likely be the ones held financially liable. 

When I was young, I assumed I’d never be around to see the Berlin Wall fall. Today’s kids wonder if they will make it to the public unveiling of Prince Philip’s will. 

It’s also useful to note that T&T is using the Chinese shot, not the US versions.

If I ate jam during an interview, I’d end up with an embarassingly sticky face. 

Luckily for us, he’s a moron and unlikely to win a senate seat

But he’s Canadian!!!

There’s a reason the state motto is:

Ask a Mormon about “soaking.”

“I got my Bible right here... but only the King James Version!”

Dying on the toilet seems to be just the kind of death he deserves. 

No sharks with lasers because the Jewish space lasers would neutralize them. 

Well, Tillman was a victim of friendly fire, too. 

Yep...

I’m always amazed that NYC gave us both Donald Trump & Boris Johnson. 

I assume they sell bananas at the concession stands. 

An incident report states that Holt continued to make racial remarks despite the man telling him several times to stop talking about race.

Wait until they learn that this is also a violation of the US Flag Code:

Why were they playing the national anthem at an event where all the athletes are American?