*I don’t have a great grandfather named Ferguson Rotimi Jebediah Crockett, but I imagine if I did, this would’ve been what he told me.

Also a useful “dating” tool. 

I see that mug and the German word backpfeifengesicht comes immediately to mind.

I, as a single, childless man, often pay tuition and school fees for young girls.

Plus, he’s not even right. Double jeopardy applies to the military justice system as well. Yes, we could punish you via administrative actions for what happened (discharge, letter of reprimand, bar from re-enlistment, etc.), but you can’t be punished in legal proceedings for the same offense. And your civilian job…

I remember a local story a number of years ago about a woman who was pulled over and raped by a fake cop on a dark highway. At the time, the police said it’s perfectly acceptable to drive slowly to a well-lit/safe place to pull over. I’ve always wondered if that’s really the case. 

I remember back in 2017, when NPR headed up their news cast with a report on the Prince. They put the bottom line so far at the end of a somber announcement that I just assumed he had died.

By this logic, the deaths of my 2 living great-grandmothers in the 6 months prior to my birth are my fault as the stress of my mother’s 6th pregnancy was too much for them to take.

I expect the pilot for Leslie/Jordan to be shot any day now. Leslie Jordan will be an occasional guest star. 

The cops responded: “I don’t see race.”

I can think of a few insurrectionists who could do with a decent stretch behind bars. 

Start shooting people who don’t wear masks and see how they have to figure out if that is a bad thing or not. They will suffer brain cramps.

it appears white evangelicals pose the biggest barrier to achieving any kind of herd immunity in America

Quite often true, but at least they fixed this one, even if I wasn’t the one who caught their attention. 

AK Gov. Asa Hutchinson Vetoes...

Not familiar with the humor of Yogi Berra? 

Nobody goes there anymore; it’s too crowded.

Just a teaser for her appearance in The Sixth Sense sequel.

I’ve been watching some of the “Internet scam busting” videos on YouTube. There are a lot of folks who get scammed again and again.

Well, he was probably paying them with campaign funds, so it’s not like it’s *his* money.