Getting O.P.P. with O.P.M.? Sounds about right. 

The family of party values. 

voting sites were closed prematurely, before all of the ballots could be counted.

This is part of the “MAGA Lite” package. “MAGA Premium” gets the mother of the bride a dance and some light groping during YMCA.

He’ll also claim jus primae noctis, though he won’t have any idea of what the Latin phrase means.

Because anything that pisses off Kim Mulkey is a good thing? 

Getting the 2nd vaccine can be really gnarly. The 1st one helped you develop antibodies to fight the spike protein and the 2nd one gives you more spike protein. I was sick for a couple of days with the 2nd stick because my immune system was revved up by the new spike proteins.

Free riders. 

Getting a vaccine makes you look unmanly, but open carrying an AR-15 into the Piggly Wiggly makes you tough? 

One of the first I-9s I had to complete was for a well-educated Brit who didn’t have a work visa for the US. I had to tell him he couldn’t work for us. 

See also: “Taking our jobs.”

Somewhere in BetterUp is an HR person who’s gonna have to ask Mr. Mountbatten-Windsor to fill our his part of the I-9 and provide some photo ID and work authorization. Gonna have to fill out this W4 as well. 

We’ve always known how sexually sophisticated those French tween girls are, right?

14 & 15 are pretty popular ages of consent across Europe.

He likely completed disclosure forms as part of the nomination process, so he could be impeached for failing to disclose pertinent financial dealings. 

I’ve been interviewed twice by the FBI (that I can recall) about an Army colleague who was in need of a higher-level security clearance and another about a former tenant who was going into some kind of government-related software job. 

Best Contemporary Christian Music Album
Run To The Water, Cody Carnes
All Of My Best Friends, Hillsong Young & Free
Holy Water, We The Kingdom
Citizen Of Heaven, Tauren Wells
Jesus Is King, Kanye West

When you steal a bunch of IDs, the first thing they tell you in Crime 101 is to start voting. 

Alaska has experience getting medicines to very remote places in a crisis: