Coming soon from Georgia:

Since he owns his plane, he can pocket the money he charges himself for the ride that his donors have put into his campaign/PAC.

There is no legal mandate. It’s the sane thing to do, but we got rid of sanity in the WH 4 years ago.

He’ll file for re-election because it’s a great way to make money for being a blowhard (and you can funnel your expenses through the campaign). 

Probably better for him. He can charge his campaign for the use of his own plane anyway. 

He is an expert at using perspective to make things look bigger than they really are. 

The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight tried to machine gun DACA in the middle of 5th Avenue and ended up doing nothing but irritating the neighbors.

Can’t wait to see the pics of her gingerly holding a bejeweled AR-15 to establish her 2nd Amendment bona fides. 

And it’s not like it will be anything but obvious when all these new registrations show up at this one address. WHICH WILL BE PUBLIC RECORDS!

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That’ll be an interesting dilemma for his lifetime Secret Service detail.  

Or in his mind, 8 or 12 more. 

When you owe a billion dollars, you own the bank. 

I’m surprised you haven’t received solicitations to support his Inauguration. 

Not a sex robot?

Without a fair vote, we fear, with good reason, the threat of a shooting civil war is imminent.

The interesting thing is that the real kidney donor -- actress Francia Raisa -- didn’t get an apology. 

Sorta off topic, but I wanted to show the grasp of reality some of the media critics have:

I kinda wish they had waited until after the Orange Blob is out of office and far from the power to pardon. 

In the Army, there was an expression for meeting the absolute requirement & nothing more —- “Maxing the Min(imum)“ I’m going open up a consulting firm with that name to help these companies just eek by.