He made a special announcement at the WH to congratulate himself for the DJIA reaching 30,000:

+1 Super Genius

Tomorrow, an armored truck will pull up to the Biden transition team HQ and unload the first installment of $7 million in government funds ... in pennies.

“Hey, but we got to own the libs, right?”

Sure, if he can pass a Civil War quiz:

He’ll be too distracted to do any paperwork, so he’ll have them butchered and served to the poor ... guests at his DC hotel. 

“Sex doesn’t stop once you get married.”

Tuesday’s headline: First POTUS ever to award himself Presidential Medal of Freedom. 

He probably doesn’t have to resign. He can use the 25th Amendment to pass the POTUS powers to Pence who then pardons him. And then they Freaky Friday back into the proper bodies.

Republican PornHub:

And the minions have been attacking Tucker all day!

The judge ultimately ruled that the government must pay for mental health services for the migrant families they destroyed. (The administration appealed the ruling, unsuccessfully).

Confederates

I heard someone mention on NPR the other day... the man has been very good for business. It’s hard for media outlets to pass up someone who generates such tremendous traffic, regardless of the reason. 

Better than ending up at the Museum of Bad Art, I suppose. 

“I have friends and family who are Democrats, and I love them dearly,”

“steady feminization of men” which she said unsurprisingly coincides with the rise of Marxism.

I get the feeling there is “surprise penis” in some House intern’s future.