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Several of those cops are thinking “Wow! I get paid for this??? What a country!!!”

Well, Rapinoe was engaged before to a singer-songwriter back in 2015. 

Don’t you love tough talking, all he-man teammates who have no cojones to back up their chatter?

Brett Favre says “don’t forget me.”

I think you’re right. 

That’ll teach him to only hire staff from Delta House. 

His daughters are 23 and 25. Why would they need a bodyguard (unless things are really rough in NY these days)?

That quote about Republicans being dumb is a fake:

Campaign slogan:

That’s always been the biggest disappointment. We are promised “this is the year that the youth will vote,” but then it doesn’t happen.

That’s why I said it’s satire. She says on her Twitter profile that she does “little skits.”

Assume that it would go something like this (satire):

I’m sure it’s those kids at Washington & Lee that are causing all this commotion. 

Are these ass candles that are fancy or just fancy candles? I could see him being into ass candles. 

I was kinda expecting this type of shenanigans.

Not sure we can count on the USPS for speedy delivery right now (though you could track & vote provisionally if it hasn’t been processed by election day). 

Also Jared: “Stop being so uppity.”

What happens in Mississippi stays in Mississippi.

Makes sense, because Santa is white, right?

Aliens? Let’s look at who is in this crew: