I have no qualms with calling him “an essential worker,” but I don’t see campaigning on the list of key responsibilities. “Not dying” is Job #1 for the Stander-By-In-Chief. 

I watched Bong Joon-ho’s version just yesterday and a documentary about Europeans who send their adults with dementia to Thailand to live. 

I’ve seen a film called “Mother” twice this year and only one of them is on the above list.

But then the poor in certain countries will start breeding them just so rich people can hunt them. 

Anything to piss off the librulz. 

Well, he speaks fluent French... of course he’d be a Democrat!

Yep...

You mean the guy who used to provide “surprise penis” on the set of P&R “for laughs”?

Winter has come early. Check out all those snowflakes. 

Dude, don’t mess with my chicken:

I assume Ice Cube will sing “Fuck the Police” at the inaugural ball. 

The “master” race. 

While they might use marshals to enforce it, I think the term you are looking for is “martial law.”

They do realized that “almost unchecked power” can swing both ways, right? 

I’m not sure many practicing Catholics see Pence as “one of them.” They see him as an ex-Catholic who went evangelical. 

They’ll probably just drop them off in an *official* drop box. 

The positivity practically pours out of his skin!

The people who keep blaming China for this virus are concerned that other people are too backwards focused. 

The doctor appointed to lead the exam:

If they could do a virtual debate in 1960, they should be able to pull one off sixty years later.