The POTATUS has tested positive for POSITIVITY!!!!!

“Vice President of Sneakers” was my 4th grade answer to what I wanted to be when I grew up. 

“They love me so much. How can I deny them the opportunity to kiss my ring?”

According to Jason Miller, it’s her fault:

I worked on a temporary gig in Times Square for a few months & tried to get in Letterman’s audience. I was rejected on the phone by a producer-type because I didn’t watch the show enough. 

Nazis sue POTATUS for being too Nazi. 

Speaking of that helicopter ride:

Mr. He-Man wanted to go to the office (for once):

Strangely enough, the quality of your lines doesn’t matter when you are Lenny Fucking Kravitz!

Bill Belichick will be in charge of the program.

“Dr. Martin Luther King Jr said judge on character,”

Herman Cain: COME TOWARD THE LIGHT! DON’T BE AFRAID!!!

Obama was on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and he mentioned that he didn’t get to drive very often.

Just like Daddy:

I assume some Norwegian radio show is planning to prank call the POTATUS-in-Chief very early Friday morning to tell him he has won “the Nobel Peas Prize.” 

Usually, when you hear about a drive-by, it’s the people *outside* the car who are most at danger. 

If mental confusion is a common symptom of recovered COVID-19 patients, how will we know? 

The funny thing about people screaming that her tweet last night needed to be verified, is that she has proven to be more reliable & trustworthy than her mother.

I’m thinking more of the Fox show Last Man on Earth.