200k+ poors are dead; no sweat. But don’t let those cooties get into my mansion!

Now that he’s headed to WRAMC, you know he has to be the absolute *worst* patient.

She’s not known as “the Einstein of Soft-Core Porn Modeling” for nothing!

But what if it’s famous peen?

And it messes with my “Hope Hicks Has the Hoax” tweet I’ve been ruminating on all night. 

He got it while IGNORING THE MOST BASIC OF PROTECTIONS.

Pretty much Last Man on Earth.

Gives her a chance to bury the “who gives a fuck about Xmas” tapes. 

Word of the Day:

As long as they get rich in the process, what’s a little country destruction? 

“The Fighting Mule Piss” was the name of my high school’s football team. 

Isn’t this the guy who got in trouble back in the ‘70s for saying “Trust me, you’ll like it much more in this *other* neighborhood where your be able to make friends with your own kind”?

From what I heard on the news, they were specially targeting those who have already registered to vote (the process to register after conviction can be too slow now) and that the efforts were focused on minority voters.

I know whenever someone young and beautiful dies too soon that I immediately express regret in not having had the chance to fuck them.

Made in China, of course. 

Girl, we white people are not racist!

MAGA Tough Guys™ are never scared except when they have the chance to run over or shoot brown people.

Keeping them in 7th Grade forever is gonna wreak some havoc on their co-stars. Can’t keep it up without re-casting all the teens. 

How very, very Christian of them.