Waiting to hear where he got the money to pay off his substantial debts. 

He did win an Ig Nobel Prize (but not the Peace Prize), but the one in Medical Education (which he shared with Putin, Bolsinaro, Johnson et al.):

As I heard someone say, you want to be right or do you want to win? 

Can’t wait to hear what petty BS the POTATUS will say about her. 

So I guess we’ll stop teaching US history at the 3rd grade. 

I retired from my job recently and when I went to clean out my desk, I took a bunch of beer & soda from the company fridge. The beer had mostly been there since the Xmas party, so it wasn’t gonna be drunk anytime soon. It was silly to let it go to waste. 

Before the lockdown, I was approached a couple of times by a business that offers delivered individual meals in conjunction with a webinar. It seemed to me to be a nice touch to get people to attend, but also seemed to be full of potential pitfalls (like meals being mis-delivered or wrong or late) which could hurt the…

63 percent of those surveyed couldn’t name the number of Jew murdered

For future town halls, I recommend the use of Miss Sweetie Poo (though the POTATUS may ask her for a date):

Many of us white people get “I AM THE REAL VICTIM” tattooed on our left butt cheek during our first year of Cub Scouts/Brownies.

I read on QAnon that Black people get a special “Get-out-of-jail free” card.

called the police but they cannot do anything because they were African American.

Gotta love the perimeter they throw around the “arrest” so no one gets a good pic. 

MLS had to move all 3 Canadian-based teams to play in the US because their US based teams weren’t allowed in the country. 

If by some miracle, he gets the Constitution amended to allow it, he’d probably be opening the door to a 3rd Obama term. 

“Reins.” You take the reins like you are driving a horse & buggy.

Pretty much the same thing that caused TP shortages early on. Shifting of demand from industrial/commercial large bulk packaging to consumer based. Supply chain can’t react fast enough. 

Tryin’ to catch me ridin’... without ID.

I just watched a couple of young guys on YouTube “react” to YMCA. Needless to say, they didn’t understand the backstory of the group.

Another POTATUS rally favorite: