Pot pies went to hell when they eliminated the full crust and only had a top crust. Pies have lots of crust, people!

Sounds like someone’s lawyer realized that he’ll get a bigger payout for being fired rather than resigning in disgrace. 

Falwell has decided to endorse another candidate because of a common belief system:

Assuming she is a social studies teacher (I don’t think the article specifies), she can always teach US or World History as influenced by slavery. 

I’m now hearing reports that this *isn’t* true.

*This* is so fucking sweet:

I was gonna joke about a new TV series coming starring postal inspectors, but, not surprisingly, I have been beaten to the punch:

I hate people who confuse “apart” and “a part.”

The old saying... “it’s not who votes that counts; it’s who counts the votes.” 

With so many more people working from home, I expect the morning rush to be a bit lighter and for there to be a more steady stream of people throughout the day, though this may be a high turnout election in a lot of locations.

The POTATUS (and VPOTATUS) isn’t subject to the Hatch Act.

There has to be a percentage of the population that is going to want to sit back on the vaccine until it has proven its worth. Especially if the vaccine is being pushed by this administration.

Actors who went nude in the ‘60s, ‘70s and ‘80s couldn’t have predicted the advent of Mr. Skin and related sites where every little bit of work would be saved and analysed. (VCRs weren’t great for holding a frame steady). 

That’s *Dr.* Rainbow Johnson. 

I thought the NBA lost white America when they started playing rap music in the arena. Or when the players started getting some many visible tattoos. Or when Larry Bird retired. 

Kinda late to be requesting a ballot. Be a shame if the USPS slowdown keep their ballots from getting back in time to be counted. 

According to the State Dept.:

Just to be clear, US military bases are *not* US soil for the purposes of granting citizenship. It’s a common misconception. The Canal Zone didn’t give birthright citizenship to those born there, even though it was a US territory at the time. It wasn’t considered part of the US at the time. You had to have a US…

I expect something combining dreadlocks/ganja with “thank you, come again” shopkeeper. Maybe with a Canadian insult tossed in for fun. 

Lindsey is gonna play a game of “guess what’s underneath?”