Mr. Mayor thinks Chris Rock is racist. 

I, too, like to publicly promote phrases and concepts that I don’t really believe in using a format that can spread my statements quickly and without context.

Now appearing on Dancing with the Stars - Couples Edition!!!

I’m gonna need to hear the audio on that to be convinced she didn’t say “lily white asses.” 

Does Kamala pass the “can I bring her home to meet my racist grandma” test? 

Sounds like a Brit. They prefer to call them “pants” and get all embarrassed if you call their trousers that.

Because the tournament is called “MLSisBack” and this movement is “MLSisBlack”? Two different things. 

Caravans of disease-ridden, law-breaking foreigners trying to sneak into their neighboring country illegally.

More like a law firm that advertises on late night local TV.

“sets a dangerous precedent,” because it leads to a “victimhood mentality.”

When was the last time either party picked a *good* VP candidate?

They think Training Day is an educational film.

Turns out rabbits aren’t kosher, so he wasn’t after Bugs for food... just orneriness. 

This one seems kinda like an argument FOR immigration:

even causing a Caucasian on the show to get in his feelings so much that he started hearing sounds that didn’t exist, including the phrase “all white people.”

“I don’t see any problem here.”

Just with a slightly French accent. 

Bush was one of the 4 women included in the documentary Knock Down the House about their runs in 2018. AOC was the only one of the 4 to win in those races.

Turns out that Yosemite Sam’s “real” name is Samuel Rosenbaum.