When I was in the Army in the 1980s, they kept warning us about all the ways that soldiers were stealing things to get high:

I recommend checking out the 2018 documentary Lovesick about an Indian doctor who helps her HIV+ patients find love among their own ranks.

She could have just offered a Chick tract and asked “Do you have a minute to hear about the good news of Jesus Christ?” She would have cleared the whole store in 5 minutes.

“Clemson Tiger Until I Die” (which may be very soon). 

Is “mask hot” a thing? 

“Boys and girls, let’s sing a Negro spiritual. Wasn’t this music so uplifting?”

“Just because your father beat you mercilessly and raped the neighbor girl and deserted your mom and never paid child support, you shouldn’t hate him. Remember him exactly as your 5 year old heart did and never consider any other truths than the ones we give you.”

Orval Faubus would be so proud.  

I take it they haven’t invited you back since. 

I remember that the history class I took in my first semester of college focused on the treatment of Natives by Americans, especially post-Civil War. A bunch of my classmates were shocked by how brutal the treatment was. 

“Okay, Tom. You got us. We’ll start teaching about slavery in the Americas starting with 1620.”

Typhoid Mary had an excellent immune system, too. 

“Barbers Hill High School”? Isn’t that a little too on-the-nose? 

Nice SkyBlue kit, Shannon!

I assume Geraldo would also advocate for Roman Polanski receiving bail in the event he were apprehended?

Baxter Black is not pleased.

The Congressman said he won’t apologize because, he too, is a person of color:

There’s no crowd for these games... why are they playing the frigging anthem?

The POTATUS has demanded Gabe not be cast in any movies or TV shows for the rest of his life.