The Root did most of the heavy lifting on that topic:

Plenty of room on the White House staff right now. 

The Master Race. 

Kinda like how FDR got over polio. 

“Draft the Wimenz” is a weird hill upon which to literally die. 

Yep, I think the POTATUS is using the full pardon as leverage against Stone. He can’t be forced to testify in other cases until that is all past. 

My fake “Internet birthday” makes me 6 years younger. 

I think it was Lewis who put out an April Fool’s Day joke that he was going to grow a beard to stop the confusion.

3 hot friends?

Oh, you mean “Kuck Watching”?

Okay, so I’m not crazy.

And will continue if he is re-elected. 

Do they have a category for “butt watched”?

As far as the citizen’s database goes, we should be thankful that the only skill the current administration has exhibited is the ability to break shit. 

I’ve watched a mob movie at a theatre and nobody moved a muscle when humans were shot. But kill a big ole lab — off-screen — and the moans roll.  

Funny that Tony didn’t really want to bump off Vito. 

Definitely common in China. I even watched a movie from about 10 years ago that had about 10 students in a group of 100 wearing masks, no big deal. 

My company was originally headquartered in Utah. The benefits people would chuckle at the size of some of those families. 

“Would you be comfortable with your supporters displaying the Confederate battle flag at political events?

We are measuring this stuff too much. If we didn’t check the race of the people cops shoot, we wouldn’t have so many black people killed.