Or, as the Chicago Tribune identified him:

I’m sure the campaign will continue to pay her for future efforts by the Grand POTATUS to reclaim his office. 

Here’s one (in the Ozarks), on private land, of course:

Trump is like most sales guys and wondering why he isn’t getting his cut of the action. 

I’m pretty sure that books (and reading in general) are conspiring to make the POTATUS look bad. 

Both of them carry their weapons like they are actors who’ve never handled a weapon before hired to play it tough. 

The NRA is ready to disown them simply because their gun discipline is horrible!

When it comes to holding a pistol, there is almost no way to look cool or comfortable unless you:

Next time, they need to sneak in a commercial on the Gorilla Channel to get his attention. 

Lying or incompetent?

Texans congregating in bars

I’m not sure he’s toeing an “18+ line” as much as a “what’s the age of consent in this state?” line. 16 is the age of consent in over half of US states.

Time to tear down that Kris Kross statue!!!

When you are drowning in shit, the best approach may just be to admit you are scum, but “legal scum.”

Brings up one of my pet peeves -- casting well-known actors & even singers in animated films rather than hiring professional voice actors. Sometimes having a well-known voice helps in the lead roles, but having some 3rd level characters played by Avril Lavigne doesn’t really help anyone. Giving work to people who need…

Gotta give credit to hammer thrower Gwen Berry who raised a fist in protest during last year’s Pan Am Games:

“Think about that poor Mammy in GWTW. She went to not knowing about birthing babies to an Oscar where the hotel did her a very special favor of allowing her in the ceremony without carrying a tray or a mop. And don’t forget about her comeback in the 1980s when she starred in TV’s Gimme a Break!!!”

The woman in the ice cream shop I was in a couple of days ago was not playing. None of this “mask under the nose” bullshit was getting by her. No mask, no ice cream. 

You left out “chanting like monkeys.”