Even these?

It also allowed him to start fundraising almost immediately. He’s discovered a nice gravy train.

I assume this is the place where he is gonna solve racism “very easily.”

Too scared to wear this:

The campaign is saying “you catch the COVID, that’s on you, dude.”

And you gotta sign that COVID-19 waiver to attend:

Cookie Monster for Secretary of Snacks. 

The alphabet leans to the left. 

Damn snowflakes. 

I posted this elsewhere in the thread:

Ray Ciccarelli’s “track” record:

“I can tell you the code word, but then I’d have to kill you.”

This is the new general in charge of the USAF. I expect them to follow suit soon:

Also, America (not). 

Here’s a little more context:

While the Boston PD hasn’t had a lot of recent misbehavior, they certainly aren’t free of assholes:

And remember, the POTATUS gets SS protection after he leaves office (unless he’s in jail). 

Sedated Zebra is a good name for a band. 

Trump Tower Ulan Bator has a nice ring to it.

How do we know that this wasn’t really 2 kids stacked up in an old man suit?