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It’s great to remember back to MLB’s “Colorblind Barrier.” Strange how all the darker players were less talented. 

Wait until the police learn that those same cars are filled with an oil-based flammable liquid that can be siphoned out to create Molotov cocktails! They should just blow up those cars now so that can’t happen.

I have some friends who know Grossman (he taught at the ROTC program at my school years after I graduated from the program), but was surprised to learn that his teachings about the inability of soldiers to hit live targets in war has morphed to teaching cops how to be killers. 

The first games back are gonna be FUN....

The tipping point is always deciding when to buy a separate freezer. A cost if you run it partly empty, but pays off if the volume is high enough. 

Suspended without pay, which is a novel situation. 

“Sure, there’s that guy that runs the snack bar at the courthouse -- Tyrell or Tyrone, I think. And the guy that fixes my car.”

“I’m not racist. I just **love** saying that word!”

I guess the snowflakes also work in the Post Office. 

I’m in a couple of JP fan groups on Facebook and some of them can’t *stand* when he gets mentioned as taking a political stance. His widow Fiona is driving them bat shit!

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I find it hilarious that people would buy tickets to a John Prine concert and then walk out when he played this song. 

Every Tweet gets an official press release.

Nice little thread about how his family owned slaves and took over land that belonged to Native peoples sent on the Trail of Tears:

This is one time I’ll accept that COVID-19 was *not* the cause of death. 

Thank God we have all those “good apples” actively rooting out the “bad apples,” right?

Considering the same Constitution defines treason as “taking up arms against the US government,” I’m not sure why the gun nutters think the reason for the 2nd Amendment is so they can fight against that same government. 

According to reports, those are actually Mennonites. Not sure what they think about being photographed.

I assume they use a much taller version of this:

Won’t matter. We anti-Trumpers will have already mailed in all those fake copied ballots to steal the election. We’ll be able to morn the queen before popping the champagne 

He also told the family that Pink Floyd was his favorite band.