It was obvious to everyone that he committed suicide by keeping that cop’s knee on his neck.

100,000 (and really a lot more than that) died in this pandemic so far and that’s AFTER we took tons of basic precautions. The lassez faire route would have been an unmitigated disaster. 

Eddie Sutton is kinda glad he didn’t wait around for the ceremony. 

It’s kinda in their training. 

I’m sure he has this cued up for his next rant:

This week, I learned that Tippi Hedron is mostly responsible for the massive numbers of Vietnamese who work in and own nail salons:

Well, there’s some good news (besides the fact that an agreement in Florida prohibits Mar-a-lago from being used as a private residence):

She can’t lie because she already told us she won’t lie. 

Dear Mr. Cooper:

I’m sure his Presidential pardon is coming any day now. 

“We only cheated because we knew you were gonna cheat!”

“See? We told you there was rampant voter fraud!!!”

It’s sarcasm, right?

Reminds me of Quark from the same time period:

A soccer club in South Korea was fined for using sex dolls to fill out the crowd in an empty stadium:

To cleanse your palate, I recommend the documentary Ernie & Joe. Good cops doing a good thing.

Since the majority of the drafts were based on year of birth, he wouldn’t have been of draftable in subsequent wars. “Being 17 forever” isn’t really a thing under the law.

Alabama: We Gonna Bring Back Lynchin’ If It Kills Us

It sounds like one of those “Lifetime Contributor” awards they give to some big name schmuck who comes to speak at a charity banquet. 

Pornhub: For people too cheap to subscribe to Mr. Skin.