Though “hang out with bottomless cheerleaders” would be a pretty lucrative fundraiser. 

But, you can sit around the house in that dress and send others to their doom!

Welcome to the age of “that dude had a hangnail, so he didn’t die of COVID!” 

Based on this weekend’s matches in Germany (and soon, probably England), crowd-free soccer will be the sports highlight of the week. 

So strange man, who I had only met this day basically just for sex, stuck in my apartment overnight.

I’ve been volunteering at a film festival for years and those are the types of events that will be almost impossible with any kind of social distancing rules. The films are usually packed and the system is designed to get as many people as possible to see the film for word-of-mouth purposes.

Considering there’s a former cop involved, I figure the missing gun is in some cop’s trunk for when he needs a clean “plant” weapon for a crime scene. 

Finally, we can enforce the “there are empty seats fucking everywhere, why did you have to sit directly in front of me?” mandate. 

“Just part of the new Neighborhood Watch. We heard there were a lot of trespassers and potential thieves in the neighborhood. Just doing our part to keep down crime.”

“Wait... you don’t want me to leave your little white enclave? Maybe I’ll just make myself at home.”

Mine involved Senate page Amy Carter in an elevator with the Secret Service. 

Mine involved Senate page Amy Carter in an elevator with the Secret Service. 

I’m sorta surprised that pistol didn’t end up in Arbery’s hand when the police arrived.

Chips... You know, chocolate chips. The cookies are crumbling. 

If you like stage plays recorded like a movie, check out the UK’s National Theatre Live series. Every Thursday during the lockdown, they’ve been releasing a new performance onto YouTube for a week. Really interesting stuff and a chance to get a little highbrow culture (they’ve done 2 Shakespearean plays so far). 

I’m more of a pizza guy myself:

They once did a 12 hour show of nothing but firewood burning.

Could been worse:

No reference to Victor/Victoria?

I saw Ishtar in the theater in its original release and my girlfriend and I really enjoyed it at the time. It wasn’t deep or earth-shattering, but it was a good bit of entertainment.