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I volunteer every year at a film festival. Because you have a pass system in addition to tickets (plus a stand-by line), it gets busy and confusing compared to your standard movie. Some people get absolutely livid that they can’t just go have a seat after getting their ticket. They also get all flummoxed because the

Shouldn’t everyone else buy a drink for the reporter who “wins”? Otherwise, seems like a disincentive for whoever make him crack. 

Of course, they see the new construction site video as “proof” that Arbery was up to no good. 

Harriott tweeted an appropriate term recently... “white caller crime.” It’s when a white person calls the police over a “suspicious” black person who isn’t committing any crime other than, for example, “walking while black.”

When I was in the Netherlands, you could get some kind of “American-style beef” sandwich that was basically rare. Something you would never get in the US. 

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So the writers from The Last Man on Earth were clairvoyant?

Prayer is *super* effective:

I’m relieved to learn after seeing the header photo that this is *NOT* a remake of The Babysitters.

Plus they probably have contracts that give them the summer off.

From the 1918 pandemic:

Congratulations! You are now dead!!!

Well, little girl, once you turn 50, the doctors will provide you a thrilling video to answer your question. 

“Suicide by redneck.”

Two armed white men in a pickup try to make a citizens arrest of an unarmed black man in Georgia.

FYI, God is a grower, not a shower. 

This is the same logic I use to not wear pants. 

In 1990, which of these two options would you have bet on?

Coming soon, MAGA masks:

“Anyone who requests money for an audition isn’t on the level.”