Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

Sacha and Simon Baron-Cohen. I mean, everyone knows they're related but it'd be hard to find two more famous siblings with more disparate jobs.

Or because she's 17 and occasionally poses in her underwear?

Two points: 1) I don't suppose the NFL would agree to a non-NFL stadium, and 2) the Carrier Dome currently has an ice rink at the 50 for a minor league hockey game; no way that would be taken down by Monday.

I have boxed my buddies and not gotten seriously hurt- they had as much muscle and talent as I did.

"These woods over here?"

This is ridiculous. 50 years later, we're still having problems with busing?

I'm surprised you haven't joined into one of Deadspin's favourite activities: hating on the NCAA.

first, great avatar. second, as someone who is both pro-Klinsman and pro-MLS I see nothing wrong with this article. I agree that the anti-MLS stance deadspin takes gets old really fast though

"Clear" does not mean "obvious", you simple-minded Mike-Pereira

"Clearly, clearly it was deflected"

"It's never just the tip" says every girl in the world

Antibiotic resistance of bacteria is an observable example of evolution that will have a profound effect on all our lives over the next generation. It's worth discussing.

Yeah, I mean it's not as though religious views like Schilling's influence their adherents' position on subtantive issues like abortion, stem cell research, gay marriage, global warming, public science education ... this discussion is entirely academic!

because he's wrong?

It would stick in someone's memory if they were running a marathon and suddenly a women passed them running at a pace of 4:12 per minute.

Title should read "...Gets mauled by that one short kid bringing up the rear who's looking one way and running in the other."