She didn't notice that the lights had changed. The crowd of people stood and stared.

If by "homosexual" you mean only the overt act of dating and having sex with people of the same sex, yes, some people make that choice despite not being actually attracted to people of the same sex. No one is suggesting people don't make the choice to be with people they aren't attracted to for a variety of reasons.…

Being a teenager isn't easy. My brothers and I had to take turns pimping out Mom.

this post contains every one of my least successful pickup lines.

I don't feel for them. I feel for the men and women who live in the sewers underneath most of the major cities.

I am trying not to snark but WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS "NOSE"?!

Well, shit. Thanks for clarifying. I thought they went out for a formal dinner together and all looked so happy during processing at the precinct.

"Hey pooch, how are the field conditions?"

If I may... Districts are the 7th and 8th of November, both schools qualify and have home field advantage regardless of who is seeded #1 and #2. They will both play a lesser opponent and the bye week (next week) would be better for both schools than to reschedule play next Friday or Saturday night (at this point they…

"I don't care what some arbitrary rankings say is the #11 or #8 league. I care about building and improving the MLS so that it gets better about drawing talent and holding onto the talent we grow, and about enjoying what we do have without some moron telling me how good the teams are 5000 miles away."-Exactly. I…

I have never once seen anyone put MLS as the #5 league in the world. I've seen homers go as high as 7, and the haters put MLS outside the top 15.

What? The MLS isn't as good as Euro leagues? Thank you, THANK YOU soccer genius for reminding us! Your credibility as a REAL fan is secure now.

C'mon. I like Haisley's rambling like a libertarian on Fark.com's politics board.

PRO/REL WILL CAUSE THE USA TO WIN ELEVENTY WORLD CUPS IF ONLY YOU SHEEPLE WOULD GIVE IT A CHANCE TO WORK!!!!!

I puked from chemo last night... #humblebrag

Seriously screw you. You're wrong. There are enough easy ways to trash Republicans.

I feel like this needs to be said every time pro/rel gets brought up: it doesn't solve the problem of having too few good teams, it solves the problem of having too many good teams. The power five Euro leagues all have more clubs with the history, the fan support, and the infrastructure to play in the top tier than…

You sure told those libtards, "joemama420."

Fortunately internet comment sections are famously forgiving. I think you guys are in the clear.

I imagine that England, Germany, Spain, Italy, and France would not have pro/rel if millions and billions of dollars in sponsorships and TV rights had been available a hundred years ago. I think pro/rel is good for the game. I just don't see it happening in MLS. I think U.S. soccer's path increasingly will be more…

Commissioner makes comments to portray his league in best possible light and gets irritated when very influential person does the opposite. More at 11.