Who ever said he was? "Good" is subjective, post 3 hours is not.

Actually, I'm blaming the GF. I bet she didn't want to sit next to her BF so she told the BF that Ryan wouldn't switch seats. Then the BF got all pissed at Ryan even though the GF never even asked for Ryan to switch with the BF.

Duff diving

Maybe south of the equator. North of the equator we all run counter-clockwise. I suspect the difference is due to the Coriolis Effect on runners.

US Soccer did a great bit on Landon Donovan's goals by the numbers. Two things struck me. People love to say that "oh he only scores penalty kicks." 38 out of his 57 goals came in the run of play. 3 from direct free kicks. 1 from some other set piece. Only 15 came from penalty kicks. Also, he never missed a penalty…

I had that thought last time this came up. When people describe the conditions that make relegation work so well in Europe—the popularity of the sport, the massive infrastructure already in place, the fact that there are hundreds of teams with rich histories and fan bases loyal enough to weather a few years in a lower…

Pro/rel is a magic wand. Once instituted, billionaires will come out of the woodwork, and stadiums will spring forth from the earth.

Maybe because MLS survived precisely because it didn't model itself on Europe. Maybe because leagues are organized differently here than in Europe. Maybe because the current system is working like gangbusters, and has produced the best 20 year stretch in American soccer history. Maybe because the US doesn't have an…

Even minor leagues in the top four sports barely work in the US. As soon as someone proposes a model that would actually allow for teams in a second division to be viable professional sports clubs, I'm all ears. But no one goes beyond "Promotion and relegation is great, y'all, you should really do it, it works…

We hope Yao and Super Cool Beas spend the year tooling around Shangai together, solving crimes. Preferably by speedboat.

Once I saw that Clinton was involved I knew there was going to be a happy ending.

Dammit bro, will you put that away? I keep cutting myself on your edginess.

But that's not how it's done in Europe! Everything European is better, no matter how unintuitive or arbitrary it may seem.

OK, I shouldn't be wasting the typing energy on you, but how would you like it if this were done to you? I bet you'd think it was horrific and inhumane, because it is.

What if the massive genetic edge was that they were 5 inches taller?

Is that one broheim ignoring a potential threesome to watch sports?

Moreover we head to the referee calling him "sir", only captains talk to him and we never blame him for the defeat because we are aware that we are wrong more times than they.

I haven't lived in the 'burbs for a while, but I'm guessing this fight had something to do with one kangaroo's dog shitting in the other kangaroo's flower bed

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

How is what Barry said misleading? It is a statement of fact in it's purest form. Had there been a title to this article that said something like "High schooler dies after hard hit, third in four days" I can see where you have an argument.