These schools were listed at 1,459 and 1,460 on the top party schools list just behind "Jackson Elementary School" and "University of Phoenix"

When was the last time he had to say those 3 words? Cut the guy some slack.

Thank God. For a second, I thought this was another snake video.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

"I'm a better person than before the injury."

Holy SHITBALLS.

Why IS she getting that guy drunk?

This is terrible news to be sure, but in terms of tragic student deaths on the Kent State campus, this doesn't rank in the top four.

In a demonstration of draconian consistency, the European Athletics Association revoked every podium finisher's award dating back to 776 BCE.

I don't move my lips when I read.

-Most people about most tattoos

Yeah we all know the Orioles will flame out this season.

All I see when I look at this is a censor bar...

Wife or ex-wife?

Still a criminal act if that results in a man's death.

Not really, most of the drivers are white.

There is evidence that when the paying players argument is raised, Title IX enters the conversation. The rule already has a history of being misapplied - the way the rule is written, and the test that is used to see if a school is Title IX compliant is not feasible in today's college athletics system. We didn't have…

You have a strange (and curiously long-winded) way of telling us how much you don't care.

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That is an asstonne of effort, spite and attention you just paid to someone and something that you purportedly "don't know about" and "don't care about."