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In a surprise move and as part of a massive jobs program, Trump announced that he will fill all appointments at the undersecretary and below level with average citizens who supported him. The unemployed pipefitters, truckers and several meth dealers are contemplating the offers.

Well, it will certainly make for an ugly set of confirmation hearings.

Should make for an interesting confirmation hearing...

Drain the swamp and then ... fill it up with slimy creatures?

The people voted and said they don’t want no political correctness, right?

Not sure I understand the question. You are either under contract to the military (loosely defined for officers after a certain point), or you aren’t in the military. Officers can usually quit, but others can’t just resign if they have time left on their contracts.

Tenure is only a legislative act away from disappearing.

The “Ron Swanson Conundrum.”

I like my hedonism properly bounded, if you know what I mean... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Well, the new POTUS is offering them free room & board at a broad selection of federal prisons.

I’m sure there are some who have committed document fraud who are, but it can’t be all that common. When you are working in a country illegally, you don’t want to do anything that might draw attention to yourself.

illegal aliens, people who shouldn’t be here, receive free home, health care, food, and welfare.

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One pollster I heard on NPR said his model was off because they didn’t treat Hillary like an incumbent. Their polling numbers were on the money, but didn’t get the bump that a challenger usually gets with undecideds and 3rd party drop-outs.

You need someone to take you to the hospice when the time comes.

But he managed to rape women AND send them a bill for his services?

Gotta be tough to wear a wire when there’s a good chance you’ll be involuntarily naked.

Even though, it has been bad for her (at times).

[Sic] her.