That’s actually the opening line to this porn script I’m writing...

Trump will “be in the rest room” when the check comes.

Same thing happened to Mitt Romney in his hometown of Belmont:

It depends. The state doesn’t really care who does. You’re right the party would cover in all likelihood, cause Trump ain’t reaching into his pocket.

I’m mean, good god, the man had enough to claim a loss of nearly $1 billion in a year. I’m sure he’s made plenty enough.

Obviously, that nasty woman is biased against Trump. She possesses a vagina.

It’s one way the Electoral College is valuable. If it doesn’t change the outcome, no need to spend time chasing the disputed votes.

One thing... generally, the campaign requesting the recount has to pay (upfront usually) for the process. We know Trump never pre-pays on anything (though Thiel might foot the bill).

Have the rednecks gone into the inner cities with weed and 40s to convince the locals not to vote? I was so hoping that would happen.

I keep forgetting... is Maga the name of Trump’s next wife?

But those voters would have then been denied the opportunity to vote today because they thought they had legally voted already.

Let’s see... legal voters cast ballots perhaps after the time limit. Considering those voters weren’t turned away so they could vote later, I don’t see any way that the judge would stop those ballots from counting.

So you aren’t more athletic than Eddie Gaedel?

So, I guess I’m gonna put you down for a “No” on Black Lives Matter.

despite the fact that Trump Tower’s lobby and the fifth floor garden are privately-owned public spaces

And an immigrant...

Obama hates America, right? Then, Hillary must hate it, too.

And he has the energy, so we’ll put him on a treadmill so that he can power the entire grid.

Bigly.

It’s mostly about security. Having the Trumpstick in line would get pretty old in about 5 minutes.