I remember when their sales felt like a big fun event. Now it’s like “yeah here’s some sales, buy them or whatever” *dumps 1000 shitty greenlight games on the table*

This one’s the best because of the two casually working in the background.

“Yes, Laura. This month saw an increase in patient intakes by 6% and Susan is currently giving Robert an epic blowjob. Any questions?”

but that controller... The -last- thing I need is for the PS4 controller’s light to be even more distracting.

Yeah, but they generally play differently enough to warrant different characters instead of simply costume changes.

Choose Naruto and then transform into naked lady versions of the others.

The one with the spikey hair. No, not that one, the other one!

If Cooking Mama took a last stand, I hope it's like that.