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This is metonymic marketing: buy Thing A because it stands for Thing B. Buy Indifferent Tank Top because it stands for Hot Sexual Hotness of Sex.

Right. But in the interest of ensuring that nobody is misled, I’ve changed the headline from “The Witcher’s Author Says He Doesn’t Get One Cent From The Games’ Success” to “The Witcher’s Author Says He Screwed Himself Out Of Profiting Off The Games.”

Trump’s hair is a toupee made from asbestos fibers. A blowtorch would have no effect on it.

I read the whole (unredacted) interview. I know we all know this, but...I just can’t believe this clown is POTUS.

“I trained multiple PVP toons...”

I’m not sure if it is getting worse or if I am just finally noticing it but I had to drop I09 from my news feed because almost every article was some variation on “this is why you should hate this.” I mean that is the exact opposite reason of why I love nerd culture. It should be “This is why we are excited and love…

Please everybody, let´s them catch a breake, the characters where like 600 year frozen before arrive to Andromeda of course they have problems moving or talking, it´s not a technical issue... IT´S SCIENCE!!

You must have ignored the part where no police report has been filed, much less a conviction, sentence or trial or any actual evidence besides an accusation before labeling a guy a child rapist. And that was before you ignored the girl moving in with a guy after detailing multiple instances of sexual harassment by him…

Nah, we haven’t really covered it, although I remember hearing somewhere that it got delayed...

Well shit, we need to tell whoever is forcing you to watch and click things you aren’t interested in to let you take a fucking walk.

Nice try, Digital Homicide.

And I still don’t understand why any of you watch other people play video games. I get watching high level competition, or watching a guide on how to beat something, but Streaming is just plain stupid and you are all dumb for supporting it. Now get off my fucking lawn and stop making so much god damned noise.

That’s the power of Pro, baby!

Silly me.

I don’t understand the logic because it’s part of the game. It’s like saying I’d be great at Super Mario if the stages had no koopas to avoid.