I just want to thank all of the early adopters that will buy this thing and maybe pave the trail for future reasonably priced versions with a larger library. Sincerely, thank you.

I briefly tried to convince Patrick this morning that the original title for Jurassic Park was “Yoshi’s Island”.

In Japan it’s called Jurassic Bros 4.

As cool as this game is, I have a hard time believing people in white clothes can exist in white prison cells. If I were ever in one, the first time I would soil myself would be an opportunity for me to create a not so eloquent message to my captors on the walls.

Oh man, sorry I missed your reply, but yeah, Doom/Vergil is still the favoured shell, and understandably so.

Why the hell is nothing in China original?

IKR? It’s just ‘easier’ to swap out iconic characters with a minority character running the identity to fan pander and make a quick couple bucks and call it ‘progressive.’

Maybe when they resume the game they get a 5 second delay before they can start controlling their characters or something.

Use these to blow your nose when you catch a dick

The dreaded “Brown Card”.

Fun fact: a football (soccer) player shat himself during a world cup match and just kept on playing.

Playing with Beats... I guess they don’t enjoy full audio range on their ears >.> cuz fuck mids and treble, that’s why... >.>

Maybe slightly better than sitting in your own urine.

I just want to point something out: though I’m hesitant to tell people what they should or shouldn’t criticize, I think it’s... misguided to complain or worry about Fallout 4’s graphics right now. What’s more important is that this trailer looks real, which is more than we could say for all the bullshots and CGI…

Hahaha I love that part at the end, Smoking is bad but playing as the devil is OKAY!

There are dozens of badly made games that given the thumbs-up here. The entire “review” save for part of one sentence is dedicated to things the reviewer personally doesn’t like, or things he was specifically trying to not like.

I’d say I slaughtered about a thousand cops during missions simply doing their jobs. Then I parked around the corner, had a hooker give me head, and then I stabbed her to death to get the money back. It’s a classic example, but it’s all true.

Wow you decide to not play a game because of the fans +1 for maturity.