As a few other wrote. Sarcasm can be difficult in writing.

Next up, I comment on a heart surgeon doing a bypass.

Dear Chris, please apply for the job. BBC is targeting another Chris as I write this, and he is a real knob, and not in a good way. He has all his cars painted white, and stored in a white garage, with white floors, a white sofa and white blankets.

It takes a very special person to just walk in and yell, look at me, I am a blithering imbecile....

Knives and forks, knives and forks.

Danish special forces are labelled Hunters or Divers.

Which would put you in jail, were you belong.

You should read his usual columns. This is absolutely ordinary.

I would really like to argue with you, come up with a clever counterpoint etc. But you are right.

Yes, briefly 16 years ago.

Snow is fun.

My favourite example of day to day product development.

they found some use for the worst car ever.

This might not be the time, and certainly not the place 'Truck yeah' but here it goes anywho.

Or in other words, this beautiful Dacia, with a 90 BHP turbo diesel, will set you back 33.000$

You are way off. The car tax in Denmark is 180% (yes, you take the price of the car, and then pay 180% of that value to the government to register the car). And back to you, yes you then apply 25% VAT to the total number.

Every article link contains a heading and a name so that you can avoid clicking the link if you do not fancy the contents of the article.

May drives a twin turbo V8 Lotus Esprit cross country, takes it somewhat off road, and continuous to hoon it on asphalt and snow.

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I wish for you, a happy new year, and the funds to by a screen with better contrast. Nothing wrong with either thigh.