I’ve checked your posts. You should not be allowed on the Internet.

It’s called creativity. They’re thinking outside the (three) box(es).

Regarding the yellow car: echo, echo.

Obligatory:

*someone else’s crab legs.

Jameis Winston with the “oh shit no one is holding me back.”

And now I’ve seen a bone popped back into place on live television (44s mark).

I read the article as well.

Did a good job to holed onto that.

+1 cheeky bastard

so. this is prerecorded - your proof is in the boop video above. look carefully at his shirt/pants line between 20s and 23s . (also in his hair) its a transition effect. there is looping here and there but he must have a solid spread leg position in which they use to transition between random outbreaks.

Some people pay good money for fertilizer, but at least one schmuck is giving it away for free.

Don’t joke. We don’t know the gravity of the hit to Newton’s apples.

No Eazy E - Merry Mutafuckin’ Xmas?

Tig Notaro is fabulous. She’s so dry but confident and her timing is impeccable.

“...because in that awkward time before smartphones and Spotify, the only other way you could kind of get comedy was through SATELLITE RADIO.”

Maria Bamford is fucking hilarious. Also recommend Kristen Schall, especially her set with The Amazing Johnathan.