“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

If the Steelers win the Super Bowl and offer him a ring, would he take it?

I think they meant their penises. Because that’s the only thing that makes sense here.

I didn’t know what a two-way contract was, but I guarantee they’re more successful than the three-way contract I tried to get my girlfriend to sign.

[pauses] This goes to 110...

Must go faster, must go faster!

Atleast he is committed and is actually focused on helping his community unlike other officers who just shoot unarmed civilians just for fun.

I did not say ‘back to the colonies.’ I said ‘you should remember the colonies. Back in the days of the colonies, there were rules that were very good.’

“Princess Michael is a K K Kunt.” - George VI

Is she wearing some kind of big thing on her head, or is that part of the car?

I was waiting for the mention of Florida. I was not disappointed.

Princess Michael is a Kunt.

Vince needs to retire and the “idiot son-in-law” needs to take over.

We all know Eric Trump can’t read.

Nightmare fuel.

Damn. Steve Kerr has really let himself go.

Unbelievable! It’s not easy to jump from the roof of a car.

Since they got caught I guess they are just semi-pro thieves.