More importantly, where can I purchase season’s tickets?

Not sure, but whatever it is, this guy is the gold medalist.

EscalatorButt.

Favorite and least favorite. I miss that segment to this day.

Somewhere in Atlanta today, Future will read the headline “Fine Issued for Russell Wilson Post-Marriage Head Trauma” and think “Damn, Ciara is getting kinkier than I remember”.

Sounds like a story that needs to be told, pulls up a chair....

The consequences in this case are very light

This is bullshit.

The made a movie about this: All Dogs Go to Heaven.

There Snoke way that is happening.

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to.

They “rhyme.”

Luke spends the whole movie looking like he hasn’t slept. What the hell else is there to do on that island?

You snooze, you lose!

It would really help readers if you put up an actual photo of the goddamned tree.

Baby chicks are the reason I became a vegetarian at 8-yrs old. I had just finished helping my uncle feed all the baby chicks on the ranch when my aunt called us in for lunch. Chicken strips. Nope.

The Real Housewives (nice terminology there, btw.) has been an abomination from the beginning. Not as bad as Survivor, but that’s not saying much.

That scene really bothered me, actually. Once Holdo had decided to stay with the ship and sacrifice herself, why did she wait until half the transports had been destroyed to do something? The lightspeed Kamikaze should have been plan A once she decided to sacrifice herself. If you’re going to sacrifice yourself and…

It just breaks so much of the established universe. If ramming ships via lightspeed is a thing, why does anyone even use laser canons? The established mode of attack would be fleets of tiny unarmed drones with hyperdrives, kamikaze style attacking. (Basically like the flying scourge in the original Starcraft games)

Don‘t forget that millions of male younglings are killed immediately after hatching because they are „worthless“.