Those kittens were the snuggly offspring of the bitey-est and scratchiest feral cat mom. They all got homes where they’re indoor plumpers, she’s in a barn where her anti-social tendencies and lack of a uterus keep her out of trouble.

Our girls and I feel you. Chickens are so hilarious, all of our backyard bird have/had different personalities from shy and sweet to bossy and fearless. Marilyn, Peggy and Roberta all give great eggs and live their lives as fresh air breathing chickens.

They are quite nice when they grow up, too. Some more than others, of course, not unlike other sentient beings.

Vandals. Gun for Xmas

Sam Coffey and the iron lungs. Toronto does rock pretty well. A perfect mix of clash and Springsteen.

Radiohead - Subterranean Homesick Alien (live)

Eric Gales plays a mashup of Voodoo Chile/Kashmir/Back in Black.

We should have known Tom was insane all along!

Tom fucked up. So I had to tell Tim.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

Really, there’s only one way Trump making first contact can go down:

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

“It felt like that was the thing to do: clock it and get yourself one play. But it came from the sidelines: ‘Don’t clock it. Don’t clock it.’”

Crap on a cracker, her Obama comment doesn’t even make sense. Your son is an abusive out of control drunk, but it’s all Obama’s fault. Riiiiiight. Maybe gazing over at Russia too much from her yard has made her demented.

Or fucking JuJu running out of the endzone instead of taking a knee and saving ~5 seconds.

Things usually don’t end well when Big Ben tries to force things.

Slant duels can’t melt real teams!