Did they finally do something to boot Jorni? Someone was making accounts with a username that always ended in “-loaf” but a display name that was identical to another followed user. Then they were inserting themselves into the followed user’s conversation and saying awful things until they were outed or noticed,…

OMG I love my hair that I got colored and cut today!

This part of the story, never emphasized, always sticks in my rage cortex:

😌 I was on the verge of ‘correcting’ you.

“Stereo” - Lora Logic

A little festive ditty from Count Jim “Thighs” Moriarty…

We had the “who’s version is better?” argument at work over the song, “Hurt.” I hear the Johnny Cash version played a lot and always ask people if they heard the original. I get the weirdest looks because they don’t realize the Cash version is a cover.

Chron Gen - Puppets Of War

Here they come to snuff the Rooster,

I was excited when the XFL launched back in 2001. There was so much hype and I liked that there was no coin toss. It quickly flamed out and after watching the 30 for 30 about it, it was rushed into “production” and failed. I think the times have changed and if done right, can actually become successful. I would give…

What a relief it will be when it’s resolved.

Right?

Sorry, could you repeat that? I can’t hear you over my enormous penis.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen you on an ad before where you were pegging Mrs. Krabappel, just sayin.

If Alex Jones says those boner, I mean, “male enhancement” pills work for him, then by cracky they must!!

Say what? Pilots and taxi drivers are in the same category?

I don’t care how rich I am, it would never occur to me to tip A PILOT.

I source all my Ted Cruz info from his college roommate.