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“Two games” - Roger Goodell

if only kendall jenner got there sooner with that pepsi...

How Swede it is.

To me, it looks like he either tripped on Estonia or slipped on Greece. I hope he didn’t break any China.

Okay-okay. Hindsight being 20/20, maybe I should have turned the lights off... or roofied myself.

He was better at the Finnish, although there’s Norway he could win at that point.

He should have taken his time and not been Russian.

Looks like he made quite the boner.

I guess you could say that this was one of those times where “things went downhill quickly” would’ve been preferred.

Goldie Hawn has been getting papped a lot lately and I’m starting to wonder if she’s the one making the calls.

Looks like he’s doing a different kind of doping before races now.

ʰᵉ ʲᵘᵐᵖᵉᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ʳᵃᶰ...” 

It’s going to be awesome when LeBron goes to the Lakers and LaVar Ball starts bitching about how he’s disrespecting Lonzo by acting like he’s the team’s best player based on nothing more than being one of the game’s all time greats.

I kind of think that football should have what I call “The Rule of Awesome.” Which is, if a play is amazing, it should be allowed to stand even if there were other reasons why the play could be called back.

Torok seems to have lost his moral compass here.

According to the bylaws of ISHMap, punning will be given very little latitude.

+1:100 scale