That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.

My friend, you have much to learn. There are three things you can count on with utmost certainty in life.

My Ex passed the eye test, then it turned out it was mostly hair, makeup and a good body... And she was bat shit crazy...

And he showed Ray Lewis a REAL knife

This play was surprising to me, I always thought Hogan’s favorite route was litigation

No wonder Hogan ran free, what with CB Schultz and SS Klink on the right side of secondary.