This is a really horrible take.

“This is the sort of thing that haunts a city for a long, long time. And it should!”

Messing around with Cousins rarely ends well.

Thanks for stopping by, Bill!

While you are following this could I interest you in a pre-order?

As someone who JUST left Gamestop, I can say this is all fact.

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His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

Which in turn extends the length of the game.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

All of these people expressing regret for their vote...who will go vote Republican again anyway in 2018. And then likely vote for the angry orange in 2020 because of some reason they’ll concoct and subsequently buy into about whoever comes out as his top opponent.

Every time I see Boogie put up a big performance like that, all I can think about is him being on the Celtics and how easily they could handle everyone in the East and possibly challenge the Warriors for the championship. Too bad it’ll never happen.

[cums]

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

You must not have kids.

I’ll start the flu takes-