Arguing that arena subsidies take away from other public projects reflects a fundamental misunderstanding of political economy—people don’t pay for the schools not because the money has already been earmarked for an arena, but because they don’t give a shit about the schools. That’s why the money was on the table to…

I have no problem paying for that, I’m a fucking homeowner that saw my public services cut by 75%. Guess what, asshole - they didn’t give me a fucking discount on my property taxes. You shut the fuck up.

I predict that Ubisoft Montreal is about to “lose” a lot of emails really quickly.

I was the +69 person to star this.

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

I’m trying to figure out the logical end of this thought that isn’t “it’s okay to withhold the rights of a person in hijab if it’s by another person in hijab.”

*Song starts* “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?”

It seems dumb for a bunch of reasons. Primarily because it’s needless and what it could mean in the locker room to players of colour.

But most of all cos it will ruin the bromance with Jon Bon Jovi.

Of course. This was peak Steph:

Texan hating mexicans?? NO SHIT.

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

You have to wait for the Playstation music to change, and then hit download. What should happen is that it will look like it’s downloading for a second, but then you’ll lose your connection to PSN. After that, get up and go to the bathroom—stare into the mirror. Your vision should fade, briefly. Return to the…

Two of everything, except points.

The last Grand Slam to silence so many in Cleveland was a case of botulism at Denny’s.