We’ve seen Jets get roasted this badly before. The planned demolition of the W*redacted*

Pretty rude giving us these pictures then taking them away.

Al Davis in hell right now

Don’t be too hard on him. Bad puns are in his jeans.

There’s no evidence that team officials are cooking the books at Levi’s, although they may have been acid-washed and distressed.

I made my dad marry my mom

Oh man, those takes were so hot they might as well be walkin’ on the sun! RIGHT?!
It’s like after this argument I hope they all lived...Shrek ever after!
Something something, PROBABLY SUGAR RAY! I got a million of ‘em!

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Sounds like you have a problem and I think I have a solution. Have you considered buying more games?

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

If there’s anything we know about Durant and the Warriors, they only really start losing it from game 5 on.

It would have been nice for the Bucs if there’d been some sort of history or evidence that maybe he had the wrong attitude.

He asked the ref if it was a first down. The ref told him no. Jamesis doesn’t like taking no for an answer.

That’s kind of like the whole love of Corso thing that I have.

When did winning the league stop being a thing? Every headline is “[team] is going to the Word Series” now. What’s wrong with saying they won the pennant?

I’m imagining a bug where Joe Hart is stranded in Turin forever. Ends up retiring and opening a small fish & chips shop + barber.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

I’m surprised you spelled most of those words correctly.

Always fucking hare truthers.

Score one for Mississippi!