Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

1. A player may not harm the Shield or, through inaction, allow the Shield to come to harm.

Eh. At 1-4 they’re still the best winless team in the league imo

Pedro is apparently very upset that he gave that remark and wishes he could just take it back.

As a law student, I...resemble this statement.

The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to…

Those of us who are in the cognoscenti like to call it Bolivian Marching Powder. As in

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

I was at this show. It’s impossible to underplay how sketchy Founders Entertainment was about everything that’s happened this weekend. First the Weeknd cancels, then they re-schedule him, then they cancel again. J Cole (ugh) is the makeup for Saturday.

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

You know that feeling you get when you see those families where they all truly love one another and can express it well while you’re reminded of you own dysfunctional family that can barely manage a single holiday without screaming, tears, and changes to the will?

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

Richard Sherman Explains Why Players Shouldn’t Trust The NFL

“To me, it was embarrassing to watch that these are our two candidates,” Kaepernick said Tuesday. “Both are proven liars and it almost seems like they’re trying to debate who’s less racist. And at this point, talking with one of my friends, it was, you have to pick the lesser of two evils, but in the end, it’s…

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

Smash Bros community on girls getting molested in hotel rooms: It’s bad I guess, but there’s no reason we should be talking about it.