Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

He thought it was about Hamilton Nolan? No...that’s not it.

I think they voted for “burn everything down,” which is a simpler way of saying they voted against the establishment.

To be fair, isn’t that because Congress was so obstructionist? Maybe that’s my bias in being an Obama supporter, but it also seems like his hand was forced.

Agreed, it’s bad. But Congress gave Obama a choice: do nothing (literally) for eight years while they blocked every move he made through legitimate channels, or to find ways to do the things he was elected to do. I’m glad he didn’t just do nothing, and it bugs me to see him blamed for executive overreach. Don’t blame…

As I mentioned elsewhere, I really hope the history books also note that Obama was faced with a possibly historic level of obstructionism from Congress. So he was forced to get creative with executive power in order to govern.

But it takes a lot of work to make the earth flat since it’s naturally round

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

Totally blazed. No wonder it’s happy.

I’m sorry, you’re gonna need to include the list of things you can’t eat in the new Camaro ZL1:

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

As requested

“But we ignored all of these warning signs for months in favor of bitching about Hillary Clinton not giving press conferences. We sure showed her!”

I think I got my $50 in entertainment from you guys. :)

It’s basically a religion now for the hardcore StarCit guys. They’ve pumped hundreds or thousands of dollars into it and desperately need it to be the JesusGame.

Yeah, I know your ‘good grace’. I copypasted because StarCit hardcore defenders are too dumbass to know what’s going on otherwise, as demonstrated by the initial comments that had no idea what a game engine is. I am completely blowing my top here at how dumb the unthinking defenders are.

As a developer (web, not necessarily game other than some very light attempts), I 100% was picking up what you were putting down.

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…