PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

I don’t think you appreciate how much hanzo is sacrificing to show you his nipple

If you aren’t already scared to death about global warming, then this should rock you back a bit. When the ice goes, so does Florida. And when Florida goes, we are all moving north. We will live next door to you. Be your neighbors. Date your daughters.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Trump couldve spent 3 weekends at Mar-a-lago with that!! Sad.

So you’re one of the remaining few that hasn’t realized they’re the victims of a con yet? Joy...

Oh man, acting like a decent human being for 8 years, how horrible was it? Not being able to be an open bigot for for that long must have felt like an eternity.

See also: asshole before Taco bell...

Asshole before and after prison.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

I did get a six-volt battery, but it’s junk!

Me too! I wanted to see how you get to waterski with a naked chick on your back in Lego Worlds.

Yep.

Fahey’s character:

Stock Car Death Race 2020.

oh my word, the federalist wrote something negative about scandanavia! i’m shocked, shocked i tell you. my world view is shaken to its very core.

that sounds pretty fun, i’d definitely do that

are you offering to bankroll me in scandanavia for 6 months? because i’m definitely in