Yes, I am entirely aware what components are mustang. How much fiesta do you think is in his fiesta? How much of the original stock car are in NASCAR's 'stock' cars? It's a freaking race car. Not only that, but it's a wildly modified, 850+hp AWD car. Please show me a stock car of any sort that produces those same sort…

WANT. Wow, I want to drive there.

#notallbikers

I love mustangs. My first performancey car was a 71 mustang coupe, and it was followed by a couple more of different ages, including a notchback 66. I can say with some certainty that the Hoonicorn is indeed the most exciting and interest mustang I've seen. Chris' enthusiasm in the video perfectly mirrors the sort of…

While I can't condone doing this shit on open roads, saying a profession motocross champion is barely in control of something as basic as a wheelieis thorough hyperbole.

Buddy of mine owns one of these. Haven't driven it yet, but my first impression parallels yours.
First impression: Eh, not bad, but-
Second impression (once he got on it): Oh. Oh, yes, that's more like it.

I approve. They're mishandling this car in ways too stupid to comprehend, but the car itself is worthy in ways not…

I get that question here and there. Given what I do, people regularly ask me my opinion on various cars, as I've seen them at their absolute worst. As a result, I have opinions that regularly differ from the normal car-guy out there. But when they ask me what I would drive is money was no object. JohnTaurus, you've…

Quite possibly one of the most excellent things I've seen.

No. If there's one or two things to work on, it is a beautifully maintained classic. Because ALL classics that are regularly driven have one or two things that need work. Hell, any vehicle on the road for more than six month will have things that need work. If it has a half dozen things that need work, it's an old…

One of the most useful responses I've heard to this common question.

Repairability. I remember when the first RX8 was delivered, thinking that it was going to be a nightmare to fix. I was a writer in a body shop at the time and two days after the first one was sold, it got t-boned right at the junction of the driver's door and that stupid little half door. None of the techs had even…

Weird. I have the exact same gloves the 2nd loader is wearing in my pocket right now. Small world. Bloody good gloves though. It's the only 2xl sized glove I've found that actually fits my mitts like they were designed for me.

I'm part of the problem for telling you that you were demonstrably incorrect in one particularly egregious area, yet I said multiple times that I do not support piracy.

Learn to comprehend.

Actually, no. It's nothing like stealing food. Food is a tangible, limited resource. Data is essentially infinitely replicable. They are not the same. Yes, there are credible ethical questions surrounding data piracy, but it is nothing like stealing tangible resources because the provider loses nothing tangible. Yes,…

All cars are packed with explosives.

So I'm getting ready for my vasectomy, mentally, as it was the next day, when my wife comes in and tells me she's pregnant.

Well, then. Can't really get worse than that, right? Finding out she's pregnant the day before the surgery intended to stop that whole pregnancy thing, right? Oh, oh yes, it can.

I get to the doc…

I had an 80's 5 series. 533i? Something like that. Mid-sized, 4dr, i6, AT. It was the second worst car I've ever owned, as I never managed to get it running even with a pile of work, parts, etc. The fact that the worst car I ever owned (a Pontiac Phoenix) ran, drove, stopped, turned, was legal, and was still all of…

Isuzu called. They would like the Vehicross drawings back as soon as Peugeot is done with them.

It is one thing to take everything that was *right* with the 80's, park it in one spot, and call it a car (ie the aforementioned whale-tail 911), but the Lagonda went quite a ways in the *other* direction. Ew. It is undeniably distinctive, yes, but distinctively bad.

I am insanely glad they went with the notchback.